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An Erotic Story :-)
On Nov 21, 3:16 am, (Deckard) wrote:
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a meal." Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, "If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal." As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to himself, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I'll shoot the bear." Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and I'll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter." However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I'll snatch the rat." At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake. The moral of this story is: . . . "When the fly drops six inches the pussy will get wet." :-) Mort Joke send in by our pedo French, Deckard. Don't forget the specials at the Chaisone's bar and save $$$$$. ************************************************** ****************** Last months action before the new year? Do you want to have some excitement before the new year? Anyone who visit the Chaisone's bar before new year will get a FREE blowjob from Sue, Anna or Emily Chaisone. Every client who gets a blowjob from Sue, Anna and Emily Chaisone will receive a discount of 50% on his/her next visit. Of course, we are still offering our specials for an unlimited time: SPECIAL 1: If you chose to get a free blowjob from Anna Chaisone, she will perform without glasses!! SPECIAL 2: Emily Chaisone will give a FREE ball massage to every 5th visitor of our bar. This offer is only valable untill December 31th. SPECIAL 3: On general demand, Sue Chaisone will cover her head while giving a FREE BLOWJOB. After the FREE blowjob, you can enjoy a FREE ride on the buffalo with Sue's pimp, Bryan S. Chaisone. Call now (703) 4446233 and make a reservation. PLEASURE GUARANTEED Bryan & Sue S.Chaisone 219 Hillsdale Dr Sterling VA 20164-1221 (703) 4446233 Here is a picture of the Sue Chaisone, the ugly who http://img168.imagevenue.com/img.php..._122_536lo.jpg Here is a picture of the Bryan Chaisone, the dumbass riding on his buffalo trough the streets of Manassas http://img168.imagevenue.com/img.php..._122_573lo.jpg ************************************************** Please visit our new group: http://groups.google.com/group/abuse-aware-aid?hl=en |
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