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Edmonton Canada ISN'T safer Than NYC , Washington DC, or any Civilised Place?
On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 02:24:34 GMT, trauth wrote:
accurate info...a pregnant teen slain makes it the 34 murder in Edmonton... Also new possibility that the serial killer that dumps corpses outside city limits is a doctor... or a cop, judge,lawyer - someone connected to justice system... |
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Silly old man is at it again
Asterix wrote: nothing Breaking News from CFRN-TV. A rash of UTS is sweeping Senoir Citizens in Edmonton. UTS - Usenet Tourette Syndrome is sweeping across the city, and targeting ignorant old men with too much time on their hands. Dr. Edwin Girsch reports that these old men are just sitting around their homes, when they suddenly jump up and start pecking at their computer keyboards for no apparant reason. They have an irrisistable urge to crosspost excessively and repeat mindless babble over and over again. Extensive research is in progress as we report this issue. The poster by the name of "Asterix", "Mad Maxx", and hundreds of other identities usually gets these attacks within 10 minutes after masturbating. Another poster, who goes by the name of "Top Poster" seems to be obcessed with being under beds. "Top Poster" is not posing a danger at this time, due to the fact that he rarely is capable of speaking more than one sentence at a time. If you encounter this man, be very careful. He may try to mail you his poop. He has threatened to do this before. If you notice that he has stinky fingers, back away and notify the Edmonton Medical Center. Edmonton doctors are standing by if needed. |
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