How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?

"Peter File" wrote in message
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10. Little Canadian flag lapel pin - Last resort, but I think the
Europeans would just assume I'm an American trying to fool them with a
little Canadian flag pin.

Lose some weight.
Try to remember that in Europe we don't have 30lb steaks for dinner.
Drive a car that is more economical then a 15 ton SUV that does around 10
gallons to the mile.
When entering a sports bar, never ask if thay can put on the baseball.

Surely he should be avoiding the sports bar in the first place.

What is a sports bar?

(Yes I do know, but only because I've been to CA)

tim