The real reason for airline problems

I think this newsgroup shows very well why airlines in the USA are having so
much trouble. It isn't because of the current regime's policies at airports,
it is because half of the americans have just discovered they have a clitoris
and the other half has discovered masturbation.

Now flights have become unreliable not only because pilots are prevented from
flying due to 4 hour erections, but also because baggage handlers are getting
married to passengers' dogs in the cargo hold.

I suspect one of the rec.travel.air trolls is purposefully starting those
threads in other cnewsgroups, making sure they are cross posted here. Maybe if
Greg Morrow stepped cross posting to rec.travel.air, things would be better.

"JF Mezei" wrote in message
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I think this newsgroup shows very well why airlines in the USA are having
so
much trouble. It isn't because of the current regime's policies at
airports,
it is because half of the americans have just discovered they have a
clitoris
and the other half has discovered masturbation.

Now flights have become unreliable not only because pilots are prevented
from
flying due to 4 hour erections, but also because baggage handlers are
getting
married to passengers' dogs in the cargo hold.

Seek mental help, JF.

J F M e z e i nobody trolled:

I think this newsgroup shows very well why airlines in the USA are having so
much trouble. It isn't because of the current regime's policies at airports,
it is because half of the americans have just discovered they have a clitoris
and the other half has discovered masturbation.

Now flights have become unreliable not only because pilots are prevented from
flying due to 4 hour erections, but also because baggage handlers are getting
married to passengers' dogs in the cargo hold.

Interesting.....