Is David Hasselhoff incontinent?

so which is it wrote:
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.ph...ed_on_a_plane/

David Hasselhoff was banned from a plane for being too drunk.

The 'Baywatch' star, nicknamed The Hoff, turned up intoxicated to London's
Heathrow airport at 7am yesterday (07.26.06), and then continued to knock
back drinks in British Airways' first class lounge as he waited to board his
9.55am flight to Los Angeles.

The troubled actor - who recently claimed he had beaten his alcohol
problems - ranted to airline staff and VIP passengers about his divorce and
moaned, "My life is a mess."

An onlooker said: "He was drinking alone and staring into space, He started
ranting incoherently. It was clear he was talking about his wife and the
messy divorce. Her was sobbing and nodding his head."

During his drunken stupor the star stumbled into a duty free shop and lifted
up the manageress.

Another witness revealed: "The manager said, 'I don't think you're fit to
fly, sir.' He told her. 'I think you are right.'"

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Onlookers were even more horrified when a dark wet patch appeared around the
actor's groin area.
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BA staff decided Hasselhoff was unfit to travel and asked him to sleep it
off and wait for another flight.

He was finally allowed to board a flight two hours later, but was taken
there in a buggy - usually reserved for elderly passengers.

A BA spokesman confirmed: "A male passenger was denied boarding on the BA279
Heathrow to Los Angeles service because he was deemed unfit to travel. He
was assessed later and passed fit to fly on BA283.


That sounds like a HIT reality show.
I hate that prick. I almost decked him at a Greek Theatre concert years
ago when he and the wife wouldn't shut up

very interesting, barnett, what a life you have !!

"Bob Barnett" a écrit dans le message de news:
...
so which is it wrote:
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.ph...ed_on_a_plane/

David Hasselhoff was banned from a plane for being too drunk.

The 'Baywatch' star, nicknamed The Hoff, turned up intoxicated to
London's
Heathrow airport at 7am yesterday (07.26.06), and then continued to knock
back drinks in British Airways' first class lounge as he waited to board
his
9.55am flight to Los Angeles.

The troubled actor - who recently claimed he had beaten his alcohol
problems - ranted to airline staff and VIP passengers about his divorce
and
moaned, "My life is a mess."

An onlooker said: "He was drinking alone and staring into space, He
started
ranting incoherently. It was clear he was talking about his wife and the
messy divorce. Her was sobbing and nodding his head."

During his drunken stupor the star stumbled into a duty free shop and
lifted
up the manageress.

Another witness revealed: "The manager said, 'I don't think you're fit to
fly, sir.' He told her. 'I think you are right.'"

************************************************** *********************************************
Onlookers were even more horrified when a dark wet patch appeared around
the
actor's groin area.
************************************************** *********************************************

BA staff decided Hasselhoff was unfit to travel and asked him to sleep it
off and wait for another flight.

He was finally allowed to board a flight two hours later, but was taken
there in a buggy - usually reserved for elderly passengers.

A BA spokesman confirmed: "A male passenger was denied boarding on the
BA279
Heathrow to Los Angeles service because he was deemed unfit to travel. He
was assessed later and passed fit to fly on BA283.


That sounds like a HIT reality show.
I hate that prick. I almost decked him at a Greek Theatre concert years
ago when he and the wife wouldn't shut up

He was just attacked by a lamp in the men's room a few days ago.

barnett the new adventurer
Careful he barks a lot.

"Cally" a écrit dans le message de news:
...
He was just attacked by a lamp in the men's room a few days ago.

Cally wrote:
He was just attacked by a lamp in the men's room a few days ago.

Actually it was a lamp from his hotel bathroom while he was shaving
about 3-4 weeks ago....which I'm sure had to do with some mixed drinks
he was knocking back.

wrote:
Cally wrote:
He was just attacked by a lamp in the men's room a few days ago.

Actually it was a lamp from his hotel bathroom while he was shaving
about 3-4 weeks ago....which I'm sure had to do with some mixed drinks
he was knocking back.


What the hell did I just say? Is a men's room and a hotel bathroom
something entirely different to you or what?

"Cally" wrote in message
oups.com...

What the hell did I just say? Is a men's room and a hotel bathroom
something entirely different to you or what?

Certainly is to we Brits, yes.

We don't often use the term 'men's room', but when we do it's to refer to
a WC or toilet.

A hotel bathroom would be the facility nailed on (or not) to the side of
your bedroom where you would go to have a bath or shower. It will normally
also have a WC in it.

OK now?

Ian

ah, the new scott hall of showbizness

Ian F. wrote:
"Cally" wrote in message
oups.com...

What the hell did I just say? Is a men's room and a hotel bathroom
something entirely different to you or what?

Certainly is to we Brits, yes.

We don't often use the term 'men's room', but when we do it's to refer to
a WC or toilet.

To Americans as well. I can't imagine a native English speaker making
this mistake. And "what they call the bathrooms" is fairly critical
when learning any foreign language.

"mens' room" and "ladies' room" by definition refer to public
restrooms, since only publicly-shared restrooms are categorized by
gender.

I wonder if the original poster feels that "bedroom" and "barracks" are
also the same.

Darryl wrote:

Ian F. wrote:

"Cally" wrote in message
groups.com...


What the hell did I just say? Is a men's room and a hotel bathroom
something entirely different to you or what?

Certainly is to we Brits, yes.

We don't often use the term 'men's room', but when we do it's to refer to
a WC or toilet.


To Americans as well. I can't imagine a native English speaker making
this mistake. And "what they call the bathrooms" is fairly critical
when learning any foreign language.

"mens' room" and "ladies' room" by definition refer to public
restrooms, since only publicly-shared restrooms are categorized by
gender.

I wonder if the original poster feels that "bedroom" and "barracks" are
also the same.


I just know that Depends needs a new spokesmodel, since the old one died.