'Goat-free roads made me speed'

are there lots of goats in Switzerland ??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/5322302.stm

'Goat-free roads made me speed'

Police said goats had not been reported on eastern Ontario's roads
A Swiss man caught speeding on a Canadian highway has blamed his
actions on the absence of goats on the roads.

The man was caught driving at 161 km/h (100mph) in a 100 km/h (60mph)
zone.

A traffic officer's notes said the Swiss driver had said he was taking
advantage "of the ability to go faster without risking hitting a goat".

Canadian police spokesman Joel Doiron said he had never found a goat on
the highways of eastern Ontario in his 20 years of service.

"Nobody's ever used the lack of goats here as an excuse for speeding,"
Mr Doiron told the AFP news agency.

"I've never been to Switzerland, but I guess there must be a lot of
goats there," he said.

The driver was ordered to pay a fine of C$360 ($330) for speeding.

but I'm the only gay in the village of Llanddewi Brefi wrote:

are there lots of goats in Switzerland ??



There are simply loads of them all over the place on Planet gRunge...

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Best
Greg



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/5322302.stm

'Goat-free roads made me speed'

Police said goats had not been reported on eastern Ontario's roads
A Swiss man caught speeding on a Canadian highway has blamed his
actions on the absence of goats on the roads.

The man was caught driving at 161 km/h (100mph) in a 100 km/h (60mph)
zone.

A traffic officer's notes said the Swiss driver had said he was taking
advantage "of the ability to go faster without risking hitting a goat".

Canadian police spokesman Joel Doiron said he had never found a goat on
the highways of eastern Ontario in his 20 years of service.

"Nobody's ever used the lack of goats here as an excuse for speeding,"
Mr Doiron told the AFP news agency.

"I've never been to Switzerland, but I guess there must be a lot of
goats there," he said.

The driver was ordered to pay a fine of C$360 ($330) for speeding.

Gregory Morrow wrote:
but I'm the only gay in the village of Llanddewi Brefi wrote:

are there lots of goats in Switzerland ??



There are simply loads of them all over the place on Planet gRunge...


old ones?

On 7 Sep 2006 00:48:12 -0700, "but I'm the only gay in the village of
Llanddewi Brefi" wrote:


Gregory Morrow wrote:
but I'm the only gay in the village of Llanddewi Brefi wrote:

are there lots of goats in Switzerland ??



There are simply loads of them all over the place on Planet gRunge...


old ones?

Yes....like Martin and Morrow!

On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 16:09:26 +0200, Joson joson45 NO @ SPAM
yahoo.co.uk wrote:

On 7 Sep 2006 00:48:12 -0700, "but I'm the only gay in the village of
Llanddewi Brefi" wrote:


Gregory Morrow wrote:
but I'm the only gay in the village of Llanddewi Brefi wrote:

are there lots of goats in Switzerland ??



There are simply loads of them all over the place on Planet gRunge...


old ones?

Yes....like Martin and Morrow!


I fully agree with you!

Jacqueline wrote:

On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 16:09:26 +0200, Joson joson45 NO @ SPAM
yahoo.co.uk wrote:

On 7 Sep 2006 00:48:12 -0700, "but I'm the only gay in the village of
Llanddewi Brefi" wrote:


Gregory Morrow wrote:
but I'm the only gay in the village of Llanddewi Brefi wrote:

are there lots of goats in Switzerland ??



There are simply loads of them all over the place on Planet gRunge...


old ones?

Yes....like Martin and Morrow!


I fully agree with you!


How is your "love life", dearie...!!!???

--
Best
Greg

On 7 Sep 2006 07:59:19 -0700, "Gregory Morrow"
wrote:


Jacqueline wrote:

On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 16:09:26 +0200, Joson joson45 NO @ SPAM
yahoo.co.uk wrote:

On 7 Sep 2006 00:48:12 -0700, "but I'm the only gay in the village of
Llanddewi Brefi" wrote:


Gregory Morrow wrote:
but I'm the only gay in the village of Llanddewi Brefi wrote:

are there lots of goats in Switzerland ??



There are simply loads of them all over the place on Planet gRunge...


old ones?

Yes....like Martin and Morrow!


I fully agree with you!


How is your "love life", dearie...!!!???

Better than yours 'old dirty *******!' Your 'juice' must have dried
up years ago! No woman gets excited seeing you poor ugly body!
You only get excited posting your dirty postings in this NG!

Jacqueline wrote:

On 7 Sep 2006 07:59:19 -0700, "Gregory Morrow"
wrote:


Jacqueline wrote:

On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 16:09:26 +0200, Joson joson45 NO @ SPAM
yahoo.co.uk wrote:

On 7 Sep 2006 00:48:12 -0700, "but I'm the only gay in the village of
Llanddewi Brefi" wrote:


Gregory Morrow wrote:
but I'm the only gay in the village of Llanddewi Brefi wrote:

are there lots of goats in Switzerland ??



There are simply loads of them all over the place on Planet gRunge...


old ones?

Yes....like Martin and Morrow!


I fully agree with you!


How is your "love life", dearie...!!!???

Better than yours 'old dirty *******!' Your 'juice' must have dried
up years ago! No woman gets excited seeing you poor ugly body!
You only get excited posting your dirty postings in this NG!


Come HERE, my ripe little Edam cheese...I am READY for you...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA...!!!

--
Best
Greg

On 7 Sep 2006 11:49:35 -0700, "Gregory Morrow"
wrote:


Jacqueline wrote:

On 7 Sep 2006 07:59:19 -0700, "Gregory Morrow"
wrote:


Jacqueline wrote:

On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 16:09:26 +0200, Joson joson45 NO @ SPAM
yahoo.co.uk wrote:

On 7 Sep 2006 00:48:12 -0700, "but I'm the only gay in the village of
Llanddewi Brefi" wrote:


Gregory Morrow wrote:
but I'm the only gay in the village of Llanddewi Brefi wrote:

are there lots of goats in Switzerland ??



There are simply loads of them all over the place on Planet gRunge...


old ones?

Yes....like Martin and Morrow!


I fully agree with you!


How is your "love life", dearie...!!!???

Better than yours 'old dirty *******!' Your 'juice' must have dried
up years ago! No woman gets excited seeing you poor ugly body!
You only get excited posting your dirty postings in this NG!


Come HERE, my ripe little Edam cheese...I am READY for you...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA...!!!

The only thing you are ready for is your grave!!!!

On 7 Sep 2006 00:31:54 -0700, "Gregory Morrow"
wrote:
.com

There are simply loads of them all over the place on Planet gRunge...

I would ask him to please stop, but I suspect it would fall on deaf ears. I may
have to abandon r.t.e and spend the spare time on RTE (Radio Telefis Eirann)...


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