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Old December 1st, 2003, 04:26 AM
nobody
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A canadian citizen, kidnapped by americans in Afghanistan 2 years ago and kept
at Gantanamo bay was released when americans admitted to themselves that the
guy had nothing to do with terrorism.

The problem is that since they had denied to Canada that they had kidnapped
any canadians, they decided to litterally drop him back into the middle of
afghanistan without any papers, without any money. You can imagine the
troubles he had trying to get back to Canada.



(apology to americans who are told to believe that gantamo bay is a nice
resrot, but anyone held against his wishes, and not charged with anything, not
given access to his embassy or lawyers is, by many definitions: kidnapped).
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Old December 1st, 2003, 04:40 AM
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"nobody" wrote in message
...
A canadian citizen, kidnapped by americans in Afghanistan 2 years ago and

kept
at Gantanamo bay was released when americans admitted to themselves that

the
guy had nothing to do with terrorism.

The problem is that since they had denied to Canada that they had

kidnapped
any canadians, they decided to litterally drop him back into the middle of
afghanistan without any papers, without any money. You can imagine the
troubles he had trying to get back to Canada.



(apology to americans who are told to believe that gantamo bay is a nice
resrot, but anyone held against his wishes, and not charged with anything,

not
given access to his embassy or lawyers is, by many definitions:

kidnapped).


  #3  
Old December 1st, 2003, 05:45 AM
Robert A
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Why not ask the Canadian consulate for assistance?


"nobody" wrote in message
...
A canadian citizen, kidnapped by americans in Afghanistan 2 years ago and

kept
at Gantanamo bay was released when americans admitted to themselves that

the
guy had nothing to do with terrorism.

The problem is that since they had denied to Canada that they had

kidnapped
any canadians, they decided to litterally drop him back into the middle of
afghanistan without any papers, without any money. You can imagine the
troubles he had trying to get back to Canada.



(apology to americans who are told to believe that gantamo bay is a nice
resrot, but anyone held against his wishes, and not charged with anything,

not
given access to his embassy or lawyers is, by many definitions:

kidnapped).


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Old December 1st, 2003, 06:01 AM
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Should have just shot him in the back of the head and dumped his body
in the middle of afghanistan without any papers. Problem solved.

On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 22:26:44 -0500, nobody wrote:

A canadian citizen, kidnapped by americans in Afghanistan 2 years ago and kept
at Gantanamo bay was released when americans admitted to themselves that the
guy had nothing to do with terrorism.

The problem is that since they had denied to Canada that they had kidnapped
any canadians, they decided to litterally drop him back into the middle of
afghanistan without any papers, without any money. You can imagine the
troubles he had trying to get back to Canada.



(apology to americans who are told to believe that gantamo bay is a nice
resrot, but anyone held against his wishes, and not charged with anything, not
given access to his embassy or lawyers is, by many definitions: kidnapped).


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Old December 1st, 2003, 06:07 AM
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JF Mezei trolled:

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A canadian citizen, kidnapped by americans in Afghanistan 2 years ago and kept
at Gantanamo bay was released when americans admitted to themselves that the
guy had nothing to do with terrorism.

The problem is that since they had denied to Canada that they had kidnapped
any canadians, they decided to litterally drop him back into the middle of
afghanistan without any papers, without any money. You can imagine the
troubles he had trying to get back to Canada.



(apology to americans who are told to believe that gantamo bay is a nice
resrot, but anyone held against his wishes, and not charged with anything, not
given access to his embassy or lawyers is, by many definitions: kidnapped).

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Old December 1st, 2003, 07:40 AM
Nomen Nescio
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JF Mezei trolled:

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A canadian citizen, kidnapped by americans in Afghanistan 2 years ago and kept
at Gantanamo bay was released when americans admitted to themselves that the
guy had nothing to do with terrorism.

The problem is that since they had denied to Canada that they had kidnapped
any canadians, they decided to litterally drop him back into the middle of
afghanistan without any papers, without any money. You can imagine the
troubles he had trying to get back to Canada.



(apology to americans who are told to believe that gantamo bay is a nice
resrot, but anyone held against his wishes, and not charged with anything, not
given access to his embassy or lawyers is, by many definitions: kidnapped).

--------------------------------------

The above troll brought to you courtesy of:

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(514) 695-8259






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Throbbing vulva
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Loose Scrotum
Raised Organ
Popped Cherry
Monica Lewinski
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Aroma of Smegma
Wet fart
Pubic dandruff
Voluptuous Nipple
Inserted Finger
Pubic Nair
Flatulent Meatus
Lihk Mhygroin
Pre Khum
Phi Mosis
Bal Anatis
Fren Ullum
Ivanna Getlaid
Ivanna Wankalot
Ivanna Umpalot
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Wan Itbad
Wan Towank
Wan Tolik
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Armpit moisture
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Torn Ligament
Art Tistic
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Wet Racoon
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Old December 1st, 2003, 04:11 PM
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On Mon, 01 Dec 2003 04:45:03 +0000, Robert A wrote:

Why not ask the Canadian consulate for assistance?


He eventually did. Just got back yesterday.


"nobody" wrote in message
...
A canadian citizen, kidnapped by americans in Afghanistan 2 years ago and

kept
at Gantanamo bay was released when americans admitted to themselves that

the
guy had nothing to do with terrorism.

The problem is that since they had denied to Canada that they had

kidnapped
any canadians, they decided to litterally drop him back into the middle of
afghanistan without any papers, without any money. You can imagine the
troubles he had trying to get back to Canada.



(apology to americans who are told to believe that gantamo bay is a nice
resrot, but anyone held against his wishes, and not charged with anything,

not
given access to his embassy or lawyers is, by many definitions:

kidnapped).


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Old December 1st, 2003, 06:10 PM
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nobody wrote in message ...
A canadian citizen, kidnapped by americans in Afghanistan 2 years ago and kept
at Gantanamo bay was released when americans admitted to themselves that the
guy had nothing to do with terrorism.

The problem is that since they had denied to Canada that they had kidnapped
any canadians, they decided to litterally drop him back into the middle of
afghanistan without any papers, without any money. You can imagine the
troubles he had trying to get back to Canada.



(apology to americans who are told to believe that gantamo bay is a nice
resrot, but anyone held against his wishes, and not charged with anything, not
given access to his embassy or lawyers is, by many definitions: kidnapped).


The situation is a bit more cloudy than you acknowledge. And the family
is primarily blaming Canada, not the US.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A14482-2003Nov25.html
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Old December 1st, 2003, 07:32 PM
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me wrote:

nobody wrote in message ...

A canadian citizen, kidnapped by americans in Afghanistan 2 years ago and kept
at Gantanamo bay was released when americans admitted to themselves that the
guy had nothing to do with terrorism.

The problem is that since they had denied to Canada that they had kidnapped
any canadians, they decided to litterally drop him back into the middle of
afghanistan without any papers, without any money. You can imagine the
troubles he had trying to get back to Canada.



(apology to americans who are told to believe that gantamo bay is a nice
resrot, but anyone held against his wishes, and not charged with anything, not
given access to his embassy or lawyers is, by many definitions: kidnapped).



The situation is a bit more cloudy than you acknowledge. And the family
is primarily blaming Canada, not the US.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A14482-2003Nov25.html


I am wondering.
When he was picked up by the US in Afghanistan, did he have money and a
Canadian passport? I would guess not. So, they put him back in
Afghanistan in the same condition as when he left, correct??

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Old December 10th, 2003, 10:32 AM
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mrt wrote:

me wrote:

nobody wrote in message ...

A canadian citizen, kidnapped by americans in Afghanistan 2 years ago and kept
at Gantanamo bay was released when americans admitted to themselves that the
guy had nothing to do with terrorism.

The problem is that since they had denied to Canada that they had kidnapped
any canadians, they decided to litterally drop him back into the middle of
afghanistan without any papers, without any money. You can imagine the
troubles he had trying to get back to Canada.



(apology to americans who are told to believe that gantamo bay is a nice
resrot, but anyone held against his wishes, and not charged with anything, not
given access to his embassy or lawyers is, by many definitions: kidnapped).



The situation is a bit more cloudy than you acknowledge. And the family
is primarily blaming Canada, not the US.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A14482-2003Nov25.html


I am wondering.
When he was picked up by the US in Afghanistan, did he have money and a
Canadian passport? I would guess not. So, they put him back in
Afghanistan in the same condition as when he left, correct??


In other words they simply returned him where they found him.
As is, was is.


 




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