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Airport Objectives: Less Uncomfortable & More Tres Cher
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/30/bu...?ref=yourmoney 10. Heaven imitations or Dairy Queens with flavorsome Mister Mistyies on every other concourse 9. Telephone calls from pay phones for only $5 per local call (no refunds, sucker) 8. Lost luggage raffle tickets make it less enraging to futilely wait & be ****ed-off 7. The repetitive smooth talking p.a. announcer doesn't say in radio announcer perfect sing-song, "CAVEAT: DANGER, and have a nice flight" 6. Less harrassment by Congressmen when taking dump 5. Christian Science Reading Rooms for non-smokers, teetoters & non- pill poppers 4. Less greasey Whoppers with over-generously salted fries 3. Ten dollar watches that look like they're from a dollar store 2. Booth exchanges of inflated Euros for some real money, poor l'estrangers welcome 1. Airport CNN ad nauseam expanded to parking lots and mini-buses |
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