The Trabant is 50 years old - what's your favourite Trabi joke?

Man pulls up at garage.
"I'd like two wiper blades for a Trabant, please".
Short pause.
Garage owner then replies:- "OK - it's a deal".

Gerry

On 2/22/2007 12:23 PM Gerald Oliver Swift fell asleep at the keyboard,
and awoke to find this:

Man pulls up at garage.
"I'd like two wiper blades for a Trabant, please".
Short pause.
Garage owner then replies:- "OK - it's a deal".

Why do all Trabi drivers get to go to heaven?
Because they've already experienced hell on earth.

What do you call three Trabis in a traffic accident?
A Tupperware party.

What do you call a Trabi that's been driven to the top of a steep hill?
A miracle.

How do you double the value of a Trabi?
Fill up the fuel tank.

Want more?
--
dgs

dgs wrote:
On 2/22/2007 12:23 PM Gerald Oliver Swift fell asleep at the keyboard,
and awoke to find this:

Man pulls up at garage.
"I'd like two wiper blades for a Trabant, please".
Short pause.
Garage owner then replies:- "OK - it's a deal".


Why do all Trabi drivers get to go to heaven?
Because they've already experienced hell on earth.

What do you call three Trabis in a traffic accident?
A Tupperware party.

What do you call a Trabi that's been driven to the top of a steep hill?
A miracle.

How do you double the value of a Trabi?
Fill up the fuel tank.

Want more?

Q. How many people does it take to make a Trabant?
A. Two. One to make the folds, another one to put glue on the edges

T.

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 20:23:48 +0000, Gerald Oliver Swift
wrote:


Man pulls up at garage.
"I'd like two wiper blades for a Trabant, please".
Short pause.
Garage owner then replies:- "OK - it's a deal".

What's the differece between a Trabant and a Jehovah's Witness?

You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

Keith, Bristol, UK

On 2/23/2007 9:38 AM Tom Peel fell asleep at the keyboard, and awoke to
find this:

Q. How many people does it take to make a Trabant?
A. Two. One to make the folds, another one to put glue on the edges

When does a Trabant reach its highest speed?
When it's hauled away by a tow truck.

How do you measure the acceleration of a Trabant?
Use a calendar.
--
dgs

What's your favorite color to paint a loo?
Duh

"Gerald Oliver Swift" a écrit dans le message de news:
...

Man pulls up at garage.
"I'd like two wiper blades for a Trabant, please".
Short pause.
Garage owner then replies:- "OK - it's a deal".

Gerry

No !

"dgs" a écrit dans le message de news:
...
On 2/22/2007 12:23 PM Gerald Oliver Swift fell asleep at the keyboard, and
awoke to find this:

Man pulls up at garage.
"I'd like two wiper blades for a Trabant, please".
Short pause.
Garage owner then replies:- "OK - it's a deal".

Why do all Trabi drivers get to go to heaven?
Because they've already experienced hell on earth.

What do you call three Trabis in a traffic accident?
A Tupperware party.

What do you call a Trabi that's been driven to the top of a steep hill?
A miracle.

How do you double the value of a Trabi?
Fill up the fuel tank.

Want more?
--
dgs

I was sure of that reply

"Magda" a écrit dans le message de news:
...
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:28:37 -0800, in rec.travel.europe, dgs

arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On 2/22/2007 12:23 PM Gerald Oliver Swift fell asleep at the keyboard,
... and awoke to find this:
...
... Man pulls up at garage.
... "I'd like two wiper blades for a Trabant, please".
... Short pause.
... Garage owner then replies:- "OK - it's a deal".
...
... Why do all Trabi drivers get to go to heaven?
... Because they've already experienced hell on earth.
...
... What do you call three Trabis in a traffic accident?
... A Tupperware party.
...
... What do you call a Trabi that's been driven to the top of a steep
hill?
... A miracle.
...
... How do you double the value of a Trabi?
... Fill up the fuel tank.
...
... Want more?

Yes, please. )

On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 22:17:32 +0100, Magda wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:28:37 -0800, in rec.travel.europe, dgs
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... Want more?

Yes, please. )

Alexanderplatz, East Berlin, in DDR times. A Cadillac of the US
Embassy drives past, closely followed by a Trabant with 3 Stasi men in
it.

One passer-by turns to another and says:

"Did you see those two cars?"

"Yes."

"Which do you reckon is the better car?"

"Oh, the Trabant, every time!"

"Don't you know ANYTHING about cars?"

"Yes, but I don't know anything about you."



Keith, Bristol, UK

On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 22:17:32 +0100, Magda wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:28:37 -0800, in rec.travel.europe, dgs
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... Want more?

Yes, please. )

And why were there always 3 Stasi men in the Trabant?

They needed one guy who was reasonably intelligent who could drive.

They needed another reasonably intelligent guy who could read a map,
tell the driver where to go, and write up reports afterwards.

And what did the third guy who sat in the back do?

- Kept an eye on the two intellectuals in the front.


Keith, Bristol, UK